'So? What's it like then? Killing yourself with fags and booze?'
Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think… you know, just sometimes between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four-hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3AM… you do sometimes look at yourself and think, “This is fantastic. I am in Heaven.”"
- Bernard Black [Dylan Moran]; Black Books